Do Chickens have teeth? How do they lay down? How do they sleep?
Do alligators eat horses?
Why do monkeys live in trees?
Why does red mean stop?
When I was a baby did I have my penis? Did Adelaide have one when she was really really little? Why not?
Why is sand so messy?
Why can't babies talk?
Why does Adelaide go poop in her diaper? Does she not think it's gross? Do you like changing it? It's stinky, huh?
Why does daddy have to go to work? Why do we need money? Can't he work at home like you?
Is Jesus ever going to come out of my heart so I can see him? Is he really little?
These are just some of the questions I got asked today. School never prepared me for this.